I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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