do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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