I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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