the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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