you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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