i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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