i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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