Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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