I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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