There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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