Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He is an equal opportunity slut.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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