If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actions speak louder than pants.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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