So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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