I'm drive I can fine osifer
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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