I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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