Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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