So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
