I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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