You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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