Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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