I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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