This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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