She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just sent this text using only my big toe
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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