And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
soo... how was my night?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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