before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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