ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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