Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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