normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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