I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
