Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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