If i come over, it means nothing
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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