the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
