I love black thongs
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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