his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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