did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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