This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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