Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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