I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
