Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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