normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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