If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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