Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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