I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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