:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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