Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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