i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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