My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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