You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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