According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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