Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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