I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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