Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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