My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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