Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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